Matt Bromley

"Get yourself an Icky and and order of the atomic hotwings. The combination is incredible."

"The checkers and baggers here have a weird habit of trying to guess what you're going to cook with the groceries that you buy."

"The $7.77 buffet is gone. The price is now $11.99!"

"Visit often. They're cycling through beers REALLY fast, and every time I go in, they have something new on tap."

"Tip the people that make your coffee, and they might show some love with an extra mark on your preferred customer card"

"Get the Tahoe Ranch Pizza, but have them swirl on some red sauce with the ranch dressing."