Matt Tripp

"No sway like my balls haha"

"There is a candle on the table for a reason. Light that thing it keeps the smells away."

"Pick up the ole music maker and hit those strings. The ladies love it... Ok well I think the ladies might like it."

"I would ask you to stop in and try any if the food. However, I live with my parents. What a great way to stay single."

"Try riding the scooter. It's a blast!!!!"

"This is a very small yet refreshing office that leaves you with a sense of relief every time. P.S. don't be affraid to double flush."