"Try the PBR its delicious! And only $1.09"
"You have to get the chicken fingers! Best in town!"
"Moonpies taste like doodie flavored cardboard boxes! Don't eat 'em!"
"Great resort! The room service was impeccable! The bellhop was friendly and gracious and the rooms were quite luxurious."
"Great place to work for the summer"
"There are raisins in my toast!"