"Had to pay $5 (per package) to pickup here. Only one clerk working at 6pm on a Thursday night. I'm fourth in line."
"Not much for security here. Bums just piss and shit all over this lot. Beware."
"Excellent Mediterranean menu on the north wall. Order something you can't pronounce. You'll be glad you did."
"Just because you're old doesn't mean you're allowed to workout without deodorant."
"I would rather eat tray after tray of the oatmeal wheatgerm cookies than spend time with my family."
"This is one of the sketchiest and most expensive places to park in downtown. Read the rates carefully. I ended up paying twice as much when I left as the sign said in the morning."