Matt Lahn

"Will you come for their bangers... Their beans and mash"

"I got a rash on my lips from the beer mug!"

"Kate stole my wallet last time we were in there. I think she roofied me!"

"If you hang out in the second stall at 545 on a Tuesday night, the duct tape comes off of the glory hole and you can choke down all the chode that you would like. Tons of hottie dudedong in my grill!"