"Note to self brunch only on Sundays..can't order off the menu bc their bitches!"
"Randy & his staff rock! You won't get better customer service or genuine care ANYWHERE ELSE!!! These people give a shit!!!"
"Doorman doorman doorman. That's all you are & ever will be. Powertrip = your probably vertically challenged. Make sure you bring your I.d. Or needle dick won't let you in period"
"Willis the pig will nibble your toes if you're wearin flippie floppies"
"Cops herre...watch out. Tell em you don't speak Pig Latin"
"Do not for any reason count on their live music...we've heard my poker face 10x's in the last 2 hours"