"Before it sells out, try the Sanrantino di Montefalco wine. You won't be disappointed."
"Old fashioned roast beef!"
"Smells like cat litter up in here; gross."
"The drive thru check depositor ATM thingy on the right is broke as a joke."
"Don't let the cats out. Or else."
"If they still have it, the chocolate and caramel covered bacon is delicious!"