Matthew Brink

"Food is mediocre. Service even worse. Slow!"

"At a proper Apple Store the place where you get your repairs done is called a Genius Bar. I guess they could call their section the Retard Bar."

"I was a young man when I placed my order. Now I am old and feel like I've missed out on so much. I have wasted the best years of my life waiting for this burger."

"Get a table with a view of the spectacular car park! It's like eating at a 4x4 showroom!"

"It should be called Crapsody's."

"Service is fucking slow"