"They never finished the gym and the pool is broke most of the time. Go see for yourself!"
"Luxury living! (When there's hot water.)"
"Nova and cream cheese with the works. ADD CAPERS. Do it."
"If you're last, you're the first place looser."
"Was a bit skeptical about this crazy plan, but having grown up in NYC these bagel are the real deal. I'm never going to Einstein's again!"