Matt Helder

"Looks very yummy (will find out in a couple of minutes). Also, EFTPOS is available with a minimum of $20."

"WiFi appears to be down/broken/gone..."

"Saltwater pool and happy hour between 5 & 6pm (3-5 dollar beers & house wine)!"

"Don't check in for the special, because apparently that was dropped years ago (according to the friendly lady behind the counter)."

"There's chilled water available at the top of the hill, outside the restroom!"

"If you're planning on taking your first surf lesson here, make sure you book a session during mid to low tide. It's a lot easier to walk into the waves than paddle for every attempt!"