"Get to Motown early. Wear deodorant. Shit gets sweaty."
"Reka the teller has a very nice accent"
"Thursday's are the only good night. Come early to avoid lines."
"If the closet's rockin', don't come a-knockin'."
"Try the burritos! So good, lot of food and cheap prices."
"Rumour has it that a crazy lady lives on the eigth floor; beware, douchebags, or face her wrath."