"Update: I've now parked here over 150 times with no ticket. What a beauty."
"Forget paying by phone, or at all!! I have parked here the last 8 times without paying and not got a ticket. As a fine is £20 this makes good financial sense!!"
"Try the Chicken Naga - awesome!!"
"Free wifi in here - also Mini-Me may be sighted... He was dining when I went!!"