Matt Cornish

"Get a 32oz polar pop for only 69 cents!"

"Try the self check-out lanes if you like underdeveloped, make-you-pull-your-hair-out frustrating technology! Shut up, I did not put an unexpected item in the bagging area!!"

"Wear ear muffs as you walk past the engine, oww my ears!"

"Grab a free Vitaman Water! But stay away from the low calorie Gatorade!"

"Avoid this place like the plague!!"