"Make sure to only refer to the blond bartender as "Ding-Ding"."
"The cell phone reception in sams is awful, make sure you don't have to call or text anyone about last minute shopping list items."
"Slow service, terrible bartenders. I waited over 10 minutes to get my tab on a fairly slow night. Their monday night drink special isn't good either. I will not come here again."
"Awesome shop, great service!"