"That place is diarrhoea central & they have serious hygiene issues lol, there are so many better regular coffee places."
"no joke, gonna start attending jummah in a hazmat suit from now on.dudes are just coughing on my neck for 30 minutes, every Friday..."
"This place is worse than getting mauled by a bear."
"There’s a special place in hell to who ever gets a cappuccino"
"Doesn’t beat Eggsactly taste"
"Life’s short to wear boring socks"