"Always out of supplies like towels, toilet paper, soap, and equipment wipes. Bring your hand sanitizer."
"Everything is crooked. Don't get too drunk or you'll feel like you're in a fun house!"
"Make sure to get your drinks made by Abbi! Best bartender in town."
"I'm comin for ya, Mergele."
"A video from the cast of "A Christmas Carol"!"
"Come see "A Christmas Carol" from November 4-December 23rd!"