"Try the Huevos Divorciados - Spicy!"
"Try the Chilaquiles - Perfectly crispy!"
"A very small bar, with a very small menu. Best to be visited during non-peak hours, or in small groups."
"The drinks here are priced out-landishly. Do yourself a favor, and hit up a nearby happy hour before the show instead."
"The Green Machine Smoothie is super tasty, and increases the pleasure of grocery shopping exponentially."
"Parking here is a real pain in the butt. Avoid the crowds by visiting on a weekday."