Mary Beth Warren

"The knuckle-draggers at the front desk are the most incompetent people I have ever encountered. They should be fired. Now."

"The garlic bread was not in stick form. No, it was a burnt sub roll with garlic on it. We paid for that?"

"College Park, Bubba Sparxx!"

"Hot dogs went back to 99 cents in the summer on Sundays and Tuesdays!"

"Long is the man!"