"Slow and thorough with what you CAN lift."
"Always bring headphones! 2 places you should NEVER hear Madonna dance mixes: the gym &the gentlemens club."
"You can see yourself just fine from 6 feet away from the mirror, guy. You don't need to block the dumbbell rack to fog the mirror with your breath."
"Don't ride the rides. Take it slow and actually use your muscles to move the machine."