"Al Pastorrrrrrrr!! FTW!"
"Pretty good for being in the middle of nowhere"
"If u need to kill a good two hrs!!"
"Play Rockband here! Surround sound is on hit!"
"$3 margaritas on Mondays! Hellah strong!"
"Skip the line and head straight to the bar for some sangria and order some fried potatoes while your at it! Yum!!!"