"Get the energy boost in your smoothie from java city. It's worth the extra money."
"Computer problems? Come here and they'll solve them. They're open late."
"Dr. Parente is the man. Visit him on 4th floor"
"Joe Boyd is awesome. Find him, give him a high five and tell him he's the man. (Hint: He has no hair)."
"The desks in some of these rooms are incredibly uncomfortable. I recommend getting to class early to get a good seat if one is available."
"I will give $5 to the first person who finds Mike Baumbardt and asks him for a hug. (He has to confirm it!)"