"Top of everything with a Topo Chico!"
"Watch out, stinky thumb may be there."
"Last 3 times I have been here, Mandolin Wind by Bruce Hornsby has been on the speakers, please pick a new CD!"
"House rules, leave the seat up."
"Best Indian buffet I have ever had!"
"Told me I needed parts that I didn't need, towed my vehicle to an honest shop."