Mark Parayno

"Don't take the Mayorship from me. Please "

"Don't Listen to these Naggers! This store has Great stuff at awesome prices!"

"Ask about the Happy Ending Special :)"

"Your washing machine and dryer expenses in one year could possibly buy you a washer and dryer.... Hmmmmm plus side: a washer that you KNOW has only seen your undies and not the whole neighborhoods "

"Oops I meant Don't PARK* there if you're not going to the bank, you'll get asked to move your car or a tow truck will move it for you."

"This Place is Awesome.... There's a Full on White guy that Is a waiter. That's how good they are. Oh and the Thai Tea is Amazing!!! I Approve."