Mark H

"Is Tommy B's girlfriend pregnant? (she's well "late"). Who's the father? If she had let you picked her up, click I've Done This. :)"

"Despite the signs encouraging passing trade to visit, this is very much a locals' pub"

"Bread is excellent... But.. Please don't get it sliced at busy times. The checkout staff are 'kin awful at using the slicer and this =Slow"

"Well, Ryan, log onto Foursquare's website and add the tag "coffee" to it."

"Not tried Hulmes yet, but Bocadillo burns the milk when making cappuccino, and Sausalito's coffee is poor."

"Lol, if Costa really was Newall Green... :)"