Mark Guglielmo

"Awesome awesome awesome. Go early and the wait for a seat is nothing."

"My advice is to drive on by and eat elsewhere. Not sure how you can fuck up a salad & 2 cheeseburgers but they did. Staff is borderline retarded."

"If you're like me & need extra-large coffees to get going, they cost $2.82 exactly. Save time with exact change. This is late 2012 btw."

"Never EVER shop here. The salespeople will sell you a bill of goods all the time with their utterly useless protection plans, which they neglect to tell you doesn't include data recovery."

"Here's a tip: keep your phone conversations short, and quiet. It's rude as hell to talk the whole fucking way home."

"If you're not getting deep fried cheese dogs "all the way," you shouldn't be eating here!"