"No toilets so go before you come :)"
"Cafe service is a joke, but they have us snared with nowhere else to go"
"Come along on saturday to learn greek"
"They need to learn how to make a cappachino, to much like an Americano with froth on top. Ice cream is excellent though."
"Smile and be friendly for better servie"
"Go for a mince slice in the cafe"