"Just a warning, they play the Glee soundtrack here."
"If you're a Lady GaGa fan, talk to Laura, you guys will hit it off!"
"There's a reason why this place is going out of business. They always have problems either with the projectors or volume or the air conditioner."
"If you're a blood doner, bring your card in and get a free mini bowl!"
"Make sure to pick up a stamp card! Fill it up halfway to get a free drink, and fill it up all the way to get a free bowl!"
"Say hi to Laura Owens for me ;D"