"IT'S REALLY LOUD IN HERE!"
"Super friendly and knowledgeable staff!"
"You won't regret adding the fried egg to your burger! So yummy!"
"The Library carries most textbooks that you need for class (At least for my business classes). Why buy when you can check them out?!"
"Don't trust the clocks outside the building, I always find they are at least 10 minutes off."
"Orange slice martini is a must!"