Marge

"NWR the only airport where the line for the ladies room is longer than the line for security. 🙄"

"DIA ... where the escalators are always temporarily stairs. (RIP Mitch Hedberg)"

"This was the second airport I made out with my bf in. I feel like SFO doesn't force a lot of walking before you get to baggage so feel free to wear heels. Or whatever you want."

"This was the fourth airport my bf and I made out in. Pick up from Uber & Lyft was weird here."

"Construction led to some confusion on my part as to how to get to the rental car area. I'll admit it was mostly my fault as the signs weren't *that* confusing. Still, it was mildly annoying."

"Made out with my boyfriend in the arrivals area after six weeks of not seeing him. Old dude said "hey you two, get a room." And my boyfriend said "we got one.""