Marden Nochez

"What kind of self-respecting airport doesn't have a McDonald's? Well, this one. Be prepared to not have any access to non-granola, non-'healthy' choices. This is Oregon after all."

""free" wifi is super slow and redirects to advertisement upon starting a browser. Don't try to close it, open another tab or window and ignore."

"Avoid the bathroom if you can. Lots of homeless people use it for their morning crap."

"Cute barista girl!"