Marc Boyd

"Ask for Eric, tell him "I want to buy some meth." He'll know what it means."

"Ask the barista for a "jumpin jack flash." She'll know. While you're waiting, cancel all your plans for the next several days. When it comes, down it as fast as possible. Enjoy the riiiiide."

"Don't leave your beer cans, blue jeans and condoms by the beach or some crazy lady will yell at you about her kids! It's not like it was an actual condom, Jesus!"

"This is my favorite place in the world. It is sacred."

"Omfg the Harry Carry bar right inside security is amazing for an airport bar. Best way to kill a 3 hour layover? Get tanked and watch Golf!"

"Zero (good) vegetarian options. But hey, it's a great little airport and very convenient for CT and Western Mass."