"Offense starts on the left, defense on the right. Then they usually switch."
"Got a #13. Place puts the "miserly" in "sandwich toppings." Wouldn't get a sandwich again."
"Scotch, cognac, and cordial flights! And a cigar humidor. Great place to chill/happy hour."
"Scotch, cognac, and cordial"
"Do yourself a favor and get a macaron with your order. These tiny crunchy creamy cookies are worth the $1."
"Ladies, don't wear a skirt on tour. The 2nd floor is see-through. Sincerely, Girl in a skirt with leggings *whew*"