"Waitress is awful - insults you in front of you. Food is mediocre. I'll pass next time."
"Thank god I'm not that hungry because the slider lunch special has as much food as a McDonald's kids meal."
"Service is TERRIBLE, but food is good!"
"Sat at a table to have drinks with a friend. Fabulous drinks, but the waiter gave us the tab after 2 drinks and didn't ask if we were done before he gave us the check. We weren't done..."