Marc Majcher

"Get offa my damn lawn!"

"Don't bother ordering a cocktail here. For ten bucks, I expect you to know how to use a damn shaker, not just slop some crap liquor over a glass of ice. The chili is pretty darn good, though."

"The fried are not worth getting, but dang, is that a good burger."

"Aster's has honey wine (tej) now! It's not on the menu, but if you ask for some, you will be very happy."