Joe

"It's a hole's hole in the wall."

"This is the slowest restaurant known to man. People are withering away to skin and bones. 45 minutes is far too long to wait for a Bento Box."

"Try the beer. It's excellent."

"Try the mussels."

"Free queso with chips, try the enchiladas."

"Screaming "does anybody work here?" is usually the best way to get help quickly. Orange aprons are rare at this store."