Madie Gibson

"The BLT has more bacon on it than you can finish...I feel my arteries clogging...in a good way."

"The crazy bat downstairs will eat your soul if you slam doors."

"Don't walk around naked - the creep across the street has binoculars."

"As newly elected Mayor (thank you to the people), I now declare all patrons of this fine establishment will rock 'n' roll all night and party everyday. Amen."

"I'm mayor I'm mayor I'm mayor. Suck on that JNugs."

"There is no blue grey car, it's actually grey. Don't believe anything else you may hear. Bitches be trippin'"