"Holden Caulfield says there are lots of phonies here."
"Scary Brooklyn ghost stories told with funny banter!"
"Service has improved immensely since a new owner took over about a year ago. Gave it another shot and happy I did. The food is still good bit now the service is, too."
"Four thinly sliced portobello mushrooms added to your salad for an additional $7.50?!?!"
"Someone needs to explain to the waitress that she shouldn't crack her knuckles as she's taking my order."