"Be careful, they don't take credit cards."
"I absolutely hate this store. They have 31 cash registrars but whenever I go there they only have 5 open. Horrible customer service! Only go if you absolutely have to."
"You don't finish the Chuck Norris, it finishes you."
"If you like their Oktoberfest in Oktober, then check out their Schwabenfest in May! You are guarenteed a great time!"
"The cooking is the best you will ever have."
"If you like their Oktoberfest, check out some of their other events throughout the year. Great beer selection, homemade food, and German hospitality--all year long!"