"It's all about the "love speak" and nothing else. Literally, nothing else."
"All things are mundane in the Cave of Despair."
"They feed hungry children so you don't have to!"
"Upon entering the Cave of Despair, you realize all your new year's resolutions were made in vain."
"It's a mind altering experience. You leave feeling disjointed and sad."
"In the Cave of Despair, a Friday might as well be a Monday."