"This place is a cluster! Find your coffee somewhere else..."
"Salsas are yummy! The dark red is something special."
"$1 more for soy! Whaaaa?!"
"Great for handmade cards and gifts!"
"Fresh fruit piña coladas and mojitos! Can get smoothies and alcohol... What could be better?"
"Go here. This is the real deal and you will not have a better experience!"