"Vince, stop trying to become mayor. You can't win!"
"The CEO is phenomenal, a true visionary. And I'm not just saying that because I'm the CEO..."
"Don't be a Mexican illegal immigrant here. Any other country is cool apparently, as long as you don't 'look' Mexican."
"Don't get the mussels, unless you like to vomit."
"Great intimate booth across from the bar. Be prepared for lovin'!"