Keighty Sharkey

"I've never come here and not had a jaw dropping waitress. I don't know how they have such a collection of adorable cuties... It's mindblowing."

"Employees are really helpful."

"Best sesame tofu in the world."

"Turns out, pomegranate spotcicles are strange.... Who knew"

"Don't chant "anarchy" in the halls on the way to contest a parking ticket.... I heard they don't like that."

"If you want pickles, there's two jars of them in the fridge. However, if you want pickle juice, you're fucked.... Cause there's none."