Leslie-Jean Thornton

"Oh, dear. Rubbery bagel. So sad."

"My mayorship here will probably last about 12 seconds, but how cool it is that the Cronkite School is a trending site on a Sunday noon!"

"They have terrific sales on quite-ripe fruit."

"I'm quite sure I could be extremely productive, writing- and researchwise, if I were to sit on the wrap-around porch for extended periods of time..."

"The lamb curry's terrific, and the flowers are amazingly fresh and varied."

"Actually in Port Jervis, N.Y., but Foursquare wouldn't let me change the address."