"Gas is really expensive here go someplace else!"
"Pay attention to the beach warning flags. Red is dangerous swimming conditions. Purple is for Jelly fish!!"
"This is not your ordinary hot dog stand! Amazing burgers! Everything is made with care. They also have fresh fruit smoothies. Best lunch on the beach!"
"No fishing inside the swimming area. No dogs. No glass bottles. No alcohol. Got it?!!!"
"$20 for a plug?! Sheesh!"