"Great straw hair. Just ask. Free"
"Newly renovated. Thought I would stop and see if the place improved. Ordered chicken sandwich. Got burnt black chicken. I guess I will continue to skip this one."
"Like staying at The haunted mansion. Even has a dead small."
"The flies are attacking while we wait."
"Dec under construction. You can swim but no slides."
"All you have to do is ask."