"It's cheap, close to Montmartre and I had a big room. They could invest in better quality towels!"
"This was the worst pizza I've had for years. Crispy base and way too many toppings."
"There's a mouse running around!!!! Eek!"
"Ultimate Power is awesome! You have to go!!!"
"They now take Starbucks cards but the service is SO slow!"
"Bit grungy, but fun. Who doesn't love a Sunday night gay cabaret?"