"The chicken tikka masala is amazing! Add naan bread to make the perfect Indian meal!"
"Canteen food is killing me... slowly!"
"Virtually no cell reception, only 2 rooms, but advertised as 5 sleeper. Intermittent water problems. No tumble dryer, terrible washing machine."
"Nice view, the Pizza di Pollo is pretty good!"
"Epic burgers! Everything is made on site! Hit the super if you can manage!"