"Never on Sundays... Never."
"Nugget is eating bees again"
"If you get here late at night, prepare to wait. The front desk attendants are nowhere to be found. Took them 15 minutes to show up after ringing the bell."
"The Hertz Courtesy shuttle is so slow. There are 10 Avis buses for every 1 Hertz bus. Prepare to wait a LONG time."
"Slowest. Security. Ever."
"Ask for the 3rd floor, away from the elevator..."