"Take a cat when you leave--plenty to go around!"
"Free flowers on the side of the building!"
"Owner makes them refuse to share name and brand of no chip manicures so people don't go elsewhere...sketchy."
"Entertain yourself in line by watching the look of horror on people's faces when they walk in and see the line"
"For eyebrows: M-W ask for Marleen Th-Sun either Marleen or Ashirina. DONT GO TO THE GUY!"