"New text number: 410-774-1398 text a librarian your questions!"
"Librarian available M 5-7 on main floor for reference help!"
"If you're checking in here, you are VIP. Congrats!"
"I love the food, but the upstairs is so weird. They won't let you move any chairs or tables. Don't come with more than one other person and expect to sit upstairs. Downstairs is a depressing basement."
"Capone is an awesome dog."
"John Waters has been seen here enjoying Saturday night karaoke."